Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Awesome Raffle

Radical Raffle opportunities await you at the Factory of Awesome!
Tickets are $1 each or 12 for $10.
Ever want a chance to pick up a set of Dube clubs for $1?  Here’s your opportunity.
Higgins Bros rings or freestyle footbag?  It’s waiting for you.
Renegade’s “Virtuosos of Juggling” book?  Why search your local library in vain when you can OWN it with the right ticket?
Feeling slighted because you missed out on your 2011 Joggling Championships shirt?  Oh are YOU in luck as we just happen to have one and it’s IN the RAFFLE!!!
These highlight just a tiny fraction of the awesome items we have available.
Plus, taking a tip from some of the more adventurous times in our electoral history, we’re employing the “Vote Early Vote Often” system.  You don’t even have to wait for us to be looking the other way to stuff the ticket jar.  We WELCOME such activities!
Come on in and see what awesome selection we have!  
David Sallee

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